Luked

When you get fucked with a jalapeno popper while bending over a car.

Damn I could really go for getting Luked right now.

Person 1: I'm gonna get Luked
Person 2: Damn, wish I could get fucked over a car right now too. =(
Person 1: Dude it's gonna be spicy.

by pk's mom September 3, 2020

Luke Hemmings

lead singer of the band 5 seconds of summer, very tall man, about 6'4, beautiful voice (refer to wfttwtaf), beautiful face and can probably be found yelling at one of his band mates

someone: have you heard of that Luke Hemmings kid? I heard he's got a new album out
me: I FUCKING LOVE LUKE HEMMINGS!!!

by vaporlive September 9, 2021

Luke Hornby

A fucking faggot ass cunt but who is sexy at the same time and I’m in fucking love with him

Luke Hornby is the hottest bitch ever-jj.

by Lukehornbyy May 14, 2020

Luke Mathews

Best basketball player who could beat Steph Curry easily. He's also so attractive that girls are scared to look at him. If you ever meet Luke shake his hand and never wash it again.

Luke Mathews is really good at basketball.

by Master Lukum December 9, 2024

luke hammerquist

so sexy and nice date him and you will be soo popular. i dated him for 21 years. omg. now im known all across the world hanks luke ilysm.

luke hammerquist is so nice

by leaherie March 4, 2017

luke

apsolute dumbass

stop being a luke

by FAXFORDABOIS June 23, 2020

Luke

Calm, cool, and collected. He his high key an ass but low key loves everyone. He is loner but enjoys it most of the time. Wise for his age and loves him family. He will do anything for anybody but might give them shit first, and very trust worthy and reliable; coolest guy ever. He also has a goofy side he doesn’t show everyone but once you get to know him he becomes the most lovable person in the world.

You know Luke? Yeah, he’s the best guy to hang out with.. Luke’s always there for me

by Carlie Goose March 29, 2019