bean goblin

A connoisseur of baked beans also has no friends.

"Do you have any beans?"
"nah i'll ask the bean goblin."

by ejrf;,da October 27, 2018

Cool beans

Something you say to express your appreciation for something, generally to the extent that it pisses off your friends.

Friend: Hey, did you see that new film? It was great!
Me: Yeah, it was cool beans!
Friend: Oh for fucks sake, stop saying that you absolute retard.

by solargaming143 February 22, 2019

Bean Day

Novemeber 25th is the day of bean! Beaners come together to pray to bean god in hope for a golden bean. A platinum bean can also be obtained on this day but only for the luckiest of bean followers. Bean god is coming to earth to bless his followers with many beans. Bean Bean Brothers!

Happy bean day!
I like bean day!
I hope I get a golden Bean!

by Beangod69 October 17, 2019

Bean Slushie

When someone Mixes beans in a blender, along with ice(ice cream) and then proceeds to put it on a girl/guys gentals and begin orally licking it off.

Ash totally "Bean Slushie"d that girl last night!

by Randomcreed13 June 18, 2010

spin the bean

Pleasuring a woman's clitoris with two fingers in a circular fashion.

I almost got carpel tunnel playing an exilrating game of spin the bean.

by Sighcmonman May 11, 2017

Nigga Bean

something u call ur friend when they are really short or u say this when ur mad

1. awww ur my lil nigga bean amy
2.NIGGA BEANS, uh whyd u do that

by nigga.bean666drake November 27, 2019

lima beaning

When you pull your cock outa an asshole and theres a turd nugget on the head off your dick that resembles a lima bean

I finelly got my girl to give up the anal. I almost changed my mind when i started lima beaning . But who gives a fuck...was her bedsheets.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019