Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.
Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."
Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"
Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"
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