by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObles Is Able TO Live My Life, I<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Proclaims Life to the King.
Wanna-be-kings want the Throne. Their plan? Kill the King.
But that's not how you become King. The King is King because he is chosen by his people.
That's the part they don't get.
That's why Long Live The King.
Wanna-be-kings want the Throne. Their plan? Kill the King.
But that's not how you become King. The King is King because he is chosen by his people.
That's the part they don't get.
That's why Long Live The King.
by WhoGivesAShitAnymore March 2, 2023
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by AUDITORIUMU February 17, 2025
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Hym "I want ME to live, Fuck-on-face. ME. And it doesn't feel like I'm going to be doing that. Right? You fucks have been here the who time. You've made money off of me. Now one of yous drank some lead and then what? I'm still sitting here drowning in my own skull. So it's not his politics. It's the ME sitting here dying and you not giving a shit and now YOU want ME to give a shit when ya boy gets shot? Really. You. Your fucking kids. It is insane what you expect from people without doing anything. As this piece of shit is getting paid to do little more than bust a load in his wife. So SPARE me with 'Why doesn't he want me to live forever and get everything I want!?' You're like a fucking princess. It's ridiculous."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2025
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by Assfroboy February 8, 2024
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