fuzzy dog

"Fuzzy dog" describes a situation in which the proper solution or conclusion is not easily seen or accomplished; an alternative to "sticky situation".

Andy: what did we go over in class today?
Rebecca: The problem of induction.

Andy: Man, that's a fuzzy dog.

by Klaster July 10, 2019

Shakey Dog

A shook one. Nervous, paranoid, leery.

You look paranoid that's why I can't juks with you.
Why? Why you behind me leery?
Shakey Dog stutterin', when you got the bigger cooker on you

by Cholera630 October 29, 2009

Deformed Dog

A meme where a guys cute doggie stands on HIS burgers

Some Guy: This is my cute doggie standing on HIS burgers

Another guy: deformed dog lmao

by Mikufigurine April 6, 2022

dog hump

When a dog tries to fuck you

I got dog humped yesterday

by 1qazgfvbnhyjumk,ilo April 11, 2017

pee the dog

Letting the dog go outside to pee and/or drop a few stools.

{John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
...
{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.

by Telephony December 22, 2021

dog slapper

Not what you think. That guy next to me at james coney island is slappin that dog down.
c-h-r-i-s thats bad....

look at that dog slapper never seen a hotdog abused before.

by paranova January 2, 2018

Gabe the dog

The best doggo the walk the earth

Gabe the dog god

by Garage door May 25, 2018