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the dirty rocking horse with a straw tail

well just an old rocking horse that you sit on and just rock back and forth and by then by turning it on it side, now that the person is warmed up and streched, the horse handles are inserted any way you want it anal or vaginal, it is generally used as a fat girls or guys plaything or love friend, after wards you suck the handles to get all juices and fecal matter off, so the tail is to wipe your ass and the smell keeps your friends and family away so you can enjoy the investment you have earned horse, fat chick, boyfriend,girlfriend, lovehorse
Damn, my rocking horse with a straw tail was sold to a fat chick for a long lasting love relationship. I am going to miss the long 23 hour riding days.
by thurgud the terrible June 4, 2004
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strawberry creme pie

When a guy cums in a girls ear then punches her in the ear. Thus making a red and white mix
" Why does Marissa have cotton in her ear? Cause Tim gave her a strawberry creme pie last night. "
by Brad1211 October 15, 2007
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straw dog

Beagles used to train surgeons and veterinarians to operate on people and other people's dogs are straw dogs. Victims of vivisection, straw dogs are often euthanized after their usefulness has transpired.
by swgustafson December 9, 2008
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Strawberry Peels

From the Lil Uzi Vert song. It censors “strawberry pills” which means an assortment of red colored pills.
Aye Uzi you got those strawberry peels?!
by Tropek March 18, 2020
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Strawberry Milkshake

A sex practice in which a lactating woman mixes her milk with the blood of her period to make a delicious beverage. This recipe makes 1-3 servings.
My girlfriend made me a strawberry milkshake last night. Man do I love her cooking!
by Sventheviking March 21, 2009
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starwberry shortcake

a chick who gives alot of head and thinks she is good at it
by starfish February 18, 2003
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strawbelise

To make something like a strawberry or to mix something with strawberrys.
I'm gonna strawbelise you!
by jesus January 21, 2004
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