filled my father's shoes

When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits

"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"

by BOBBUTTONS117 March 5, 2016

shoe shank

To kick in the back of the heel of the person in front of you.

"Dude why did you kick my heel? Way to shoe shank me."

"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"

by pseudonym? what? March 6, 2016

Patio Shoes

when your normal shoes are so fucked up you need to wear different shoes to go on the patio

wau my patio shoes are pretty old i better replace them

by patio_shoes March 14, 2016

delran soft shoe

When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.

Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.

by Rubberbabbybuggybumper March 25, 2016

baddie no shoes

baddie no shoes is the opposite of a goodie two shoes, they do bad things at bad times.

look at that baddie no shoes over there! she just robbed a bank! HA HA HA😈😈

by baddie no shoes July 12, 2019

Shoe

1) Something thrown at a disobedient child

2) People often use this to step on people with chemotherapy in the brain.

3) In some cases licked

4) At times eaten as a side dish of socks

Aka: La chancel

1. My mother through a shoe at my chemo infested head after licking it. Later on telling me to eat it with a side of socks.

by LayLicked July 16, 2019

Shoes

Shoes- shoes r- well.. the houses/ beds for your feet, shoes can come in many forms because- humans like to overcomplicate things...

Shoes are for your feet- to hide your feet, cause there is no such thing as pretty feet ( sorry for those who love there feet or have a foot fetish ) you know what feet are so ugly we invented a second layer to hide them- socks.

Your feet: ” im cold and everyone is staring at me”

You: “no problem one second...”

* put on socks *

You: “ no wait your not hidden enough you can still se the shape of your feet”

- adds shoes -

You : “ Perfect “ 👌🏻

by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019