jovi punched

To punch Bon Jovi in the face.

"Bon Jovi, you just got jovi punched!"

by Boydo December 21, 2007

Falcon Punch

Commonly known as Captain Falcon's signature move. The falcon punch is epitome of human capabilities the strongest technique a mere mortal can accomplish (Childs play to Chuck Norris). Ultimatly the falcon punch is rediculously powered punch capable but not limited to the destruction of all beings hit with the attack (except Chuck Norris in which this attack only tickles him) and in a grander scale a punch that affect can change the universe..

To perform this attack:
1: Plant feet firmly
2: Cock back you arm while yelling: FFAAAALLLLCOOONNN!
3: Hurl your fist at your target while yelling PUUUNNNCCCHHHHHH!
4: (Important) Make sure you don't miss..it happens often

Jordan used Falcon Punch on Mike, after Mike said Chuck Norris is weak.

by JayTD November 8, 2009

puppy punch

a female response to a male referring to her as boo boo kitty fuck

Scott: whats up my boo boo kitty fuck?
Jolene: wanting you, my puppy punch

by smakkdown October 4, 2007

Donkey Punch

All of these other definitions are wrong. A Donkey Punch is when you're having sex doggy style and when she is about to orgasm you punch her in the kidney. It will knock the air out of her intensifying the orgasm and making her gasp so hard for air that she makes a "Hee-Haw" sound like a donkey, hence the name.

My girl friend was so loud after the Donkey Punch I gave her last night that my room-mate thought there was a donkey show in my room.

by Den494 March 18, 2010

Breakfast Punch

A punch straight in the rectum that the one receives when they:

a. Agree to make breakfast but are too slow at cooking it or

b. Refuse to make breakfast altogether.

When giving a breakfast Punch you must loudly yell "where's my breakfast?" when giving them the Fist of Glory.

It considered an insult to smackback after receiving a breakfast punch.

Also known as a "Morning Fist of Glory"

"Grandma was to slow pouring the milk into my cereal, so I gave her a breakfast punch"

"My wife wouldn't get up and make me pancakes, so I gave her a breakfast punch"

by asbellonibloods June 3, 2009

ghetto punch

When you get a paper or booklet from an instructor, and they haven't bothered to use a hole punch. You have to use the rings of your binder to punch the holes, usually resulting in uneven and off-center holes.

"Man, I wish Mr. Smith would learn to use a damn hole punch, my binder's all messy from all the ghetto punches.

by dor ecup April 2, 2009

Protein Punch

A sexual maneuver in which the male participant ejaculates onto his clenched fist, then proceeds to punch his female companion in the face. A variation of the timeless classic: the jelly roll.

Susan shrieked in horror as Harold cocked his hand back and yelled "Protein Punch!!!!"

by Sailorjeff and Sands June 7, 2011