Black Metal

When punk rock attempts to sound metal and look goth.

Did you ever notice that black metal and punk both have the same blatant disregard for musical aesthetic?

Punk: http://www.redkid.net/generator/punk/yoursign.jpg

black metal: http://msp193.photobucket.com/albums/z146/kamorra_/bbs/black-metal-suburbia.jpg

More black metal: http://headbangersblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/black-metal-poop-hannibal-smith.jpg

by Buck Plankchest October 27, 2008

Metal Machine

a erected penis

No, we will never fall, we're masters of the world
Come suck my metal machine!

by Never gonna give you up! February 13, 2021

Thrash Metal

The process of slapping your ballsack with a piece of metal repeatedly at a fast pace.

"Just went for a big thrash metal sesh"

by RorySmith513 March 23, 2021

Metal Porn

The portrayal of lewd acts performed by 1 or more robots. The term is often used to describe large amounts of metal on metal action.

Joe: " I went to watch Transformers 3d over the weekend, it was such a shit movie"

Bob "Weren't you turned on by the all the metal porn in the movie"

Joe "Gross dude, WTF!"

by Cesc4 July 21, 2011

Metal Matt

An awkwardly long hug. Usually performed by your awkward friend. The hug may contain rubbing, patting or a combination of the two. As you start to pull away, they'll just grab onto you more.

Dude, Casey's metal matts make me feel like cutting off my arms so I don't have to hug him anymore...

by Fatdrumhighmatt! September 11, 2011

ButtChug Metal

A Genre of Hardcore music, the bands usually call themselves metal though.
The songs are usually just constant breakdowns at different tempos, this music takes little to no skill to write.

hey breakdowns are cool but is that all that happens?
yea thats it, its "ButtChug Metal"

by Frangipancakes April 18, 2011

Black Metal

Black is the night, Metal we fight
Power amps set to explode
Energy screams, magic and dreams
Satan records their first note
We chime the bell, chaos and Hell
Metal for maniacs pure
Faster than steel, fortune on wheels
Brain hemorrhage is the cure
For Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Lay down your souls to the gods Rock 'n' Roll
Freaking so wild, nobody's mild
Giving it all that you got
Wild is so right, Metal tonight
Faster than over the top
Open the door, enter Hell's core
Black is the code for tonight
Atomic force, feel no remorse
Crank up the amps, now it's night
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Lay down your souls to the gods Rock 'n' Roll
Metal tenfold through the deadly black hole
Riding Hell's stallions bareback and free
Taking our chances with raw energy
Come ride the night with us, rock hard and fight
United my legions we stand
Freak hard and wild for us, give up your souls
Live for the quest Satan's band
Let's go!
Against these odds, Black Metal gods
Fight to achieve our goal
Casting a spell, leather and Hell
Black Metal gods, Rock 'n' Roll
Building up steam, nuclear screams
War-heads are ready to fight
Black leather hounds, faster than sound
Metal, our purpose in life

Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Lay down your souls to the gods Rock 'n' Roll
Black Metal

by Death Menace March 15, 2023