Take the wife somewhere nice

Anal Sex

Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?

by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021

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Yea, nice

When you feel like a palm tree with an ocean breeze on an 80s aesthetic neon vibe

Yea, nice

by Yup 69420 May 5, 2021

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Tj Not Nice

A complete stud named Tim from Hauppauge who is just a complete savage.

No way there goes Tj Not Nice, he's so cool its unfair!

by The Dictionary Man June 23, 2020

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Nice Day

It's called Nice Day. It happens on June 9. Probably because it's 6/9. Lmao

Person 1: "Yo dude, it's Nice Day!"
Person 2: "Nice!"

by MokeyTheMouse January 9, 2022

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Nice bazubands

A common greeting when meeting another individual to promote dominance, elegance and friendship.

Hey bro nice bazubands, you stupid bitch

by John mcbazubands March 26, 2021

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Kid-friendly version of ‘knife and fork’ - used in households where sharp blades are discouraged; thus keeping the word Knife out of the lexicon. For as long as possible anyway.

Cutlery typically comprises a fork and a spoon only; hence known as Nice and Fork

OK kids - get your nice and forks from the tray then come and sit on the picnic blanket

Parent - please set the table with the Nice and Fork

Child - ugh

by scmat August 14, 2022

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