rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022

Morning Dweller

A morning dweller is a person who wakes up and starts their day between 2 and 4 AM.

Chris: Josh what were you doing up at two in the morning!
Josh: Chris, I;m a morning dweller, that's when I get up!

by The Imperial Empire December 08, 2017

Goog morning

When you wake up and find out there are googs still available!

Oi, the captain is putting on a goog morning!!

by TheOldGuyAcrossTheRoad December 09, 2021

morning afternoonish

When morning just ended and afternoon is just starting

Good morning afternoonish bitch

by The real one December 22, 2014

Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.

Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.

by A legit doctor. Not a joke. January 01, 2025

GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING

helicopter

Jay sought through the air in his GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING

by fgspdlöäk April 02, 2020

how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 12, 2023