Black Metal

When punk rock attempts to sound metal and look goth.

Did you ever notice that black metal and punk both have the same blatant disregard for musical aesthetic?

Punk: http://www.redkid.net/generator/punk/yoursign.jpg

black metal: http://msp193.photobucket.com/albums/z146/kamorra_/bbs/black-metal-suburbia.jpg

More black metal: http://headbangersblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/black-metal-poop-hannibal-smith.jpg

by Buck Plankchest October 27, 2008

ButtChug Metal

A Genre of Hardcore music, the bands usually call themselves metal though.
The songs are usually just constant breakdowns at different tempos, this music takes little to no skill to write.

hey breakdowns are cool but is that all that happens?
yea thats it, its "ButtChug Metal"

by Frangipancakes April 18, 2011

Metal Matt

An awkwardly long hug. Usually performed by your awkward friend. The hug may contain rubbing, patting or a combination of the two. As you start to pull away, they'll just grab onto you more.

Dude, Casey's metal matts make me feel like cutting off my arms so I don't have to hug him anymore...

by Fatdrumhighmatt! September 11, 2011

Metal-Puff

A genre of music that combines raging metal and super-cute girl singing. Taken from a combination of Metalocalypse and Power-Puff Girls

Have you heard the Japanese Band BABYMETAL? Their wailing guitar, supersonic kick drum and bubble-gum pop choruses are so Metal-Puff.

by Lutra Tata March 17, 2014

Thrash Metal

The process of slapping your ballsack with a piece of metal repeatedly at a fast pace.

"Just went for a big thrash metal sesh"

by RorySmith513 March 23, 2021

metal spinnaker

A metal spinnaker is a colloquialism for an engine on a boat. So named because when u want to go fast easily, u go downwind with a spinnaker. Only the metal spinnaker will work on any wind direction

We needed a bit of extra power so we decided to hoist the metal spinnaker.

by Chrls December 29, 2007

Metal Machine

a erected penis

No, we will never fall, we're masters of the world
Come suck my metal machine!

by Never gonna give you up! February 13, 2021