Lap-legged ho

A lap-legged ho is a person having the tendency to wrap their legs around any person, place, or thing. And have the capability of fitting anything between their legs. A magical ho.

"Bernard, stop being a lap-legged ho and get that from between your legs."

by Cheerbear July 26, 2014

Valentine's Day Legs

1. When women take extra care and time to make sure their legs are silky smooth. Usually done for special events/days such as valentines day. Usually done when they are expected to be felt in an intimate fashion by another person.

BJ: I knew I was in last night, she had Valentine's Day Legs.
Lew: Whoa, sweet. What happened?
BJ: I don't need to go into details, but lets just say 'touchdown'
Lew: High fives all around then!

Heather: How was your date with BJ last night?
Lissa: I had Valentine's day legs, what do you think happened?
Heather: On the first date! High fives all around then!

by swtlew February 14, 2006

three-legged suprise

When your about to have sex with a girl, and she untucks her penis from under her ass.

After a drunken night at the club, i brought brooke home and she gave me a three-legged suprise.

by The rascal March 10, 2006

One Legged Pirate

during the Climax of a Blowjob, you cum in her left eye and Kick her as hard as you can in the right leg. Causing her to Jump on one leg covering her eye yelling "AARRGG" like a pirate.

After giving that hoe a one legged pirate I told her to get her ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

by Phillips987 July 2, 2009

bruce lee legs

Having the bruce lee legs is when wake up in random places! with no recollection.

Hey donny, i had the bruce lee legs and woke up in ya bed!

by Bob Jose Smith March 18, 2011

Pull one's leg

to lead someone on, to kid someone

Mike: I swear, last weekend I went fishing and caught a 25 pound bass!
James: Are you for real, or are you just pulling my leg?

When you told Harold that he won, you were just pulling his leg, right?

To pull one's leg you have to be clever.

by The Real Skootch November 5, 2005

Leg puller

One who will not allow other to progress. He will not do any progress. However, he will criticise someone's efforts with negation and criticism.

My boss is not not competant to to run the office effectively. He is not allowing me to talk to peers and higher-ups for constuctive activities. My boss is leg puller.

by SDBBBBB March 22, 2011