Ultimate meaning to life perfect imperfection at its greatest.A true beauty and beast in one. The girl u take home to mom and the freak in the sheets. The one u dnt expect to still be there cuz shes busy with her own schedual.mr.john woods is a lucky man.
by Luvno187 September 27, 2020

the sexiest dude ever! he sucks his finger and dunks on dudes in basketball.
his hair is wavy just like the way he fs his dog
his hair is wavy just like the way he fs his dog
by trouser_snake September 6, 2022

Belongs to A Girl Called Macey. Kai has the sweetest heart and Will love you no matter what. He is beautiful and handsome but cant see it, And has the most amazing, brightest smile that could light up 1,000 earths.🌟💙
by Gazzy🌟 September 22, 2018

person 1- oh my god do you know kai?
person 2- dude my lifes literally perfect, of course i know kai.
person 2- dude my lifes literally perfect, of course i know kai.
by arizuyyy December 26, 2022

Boy 1: Hey did you hear about what that kid did to the girl in gym who broke her ankle?
Girl 1: Yeah! OMG he’s such a kai samson
Girl 1: Yeah! OMG he’s such a kai samson
by Jonesy the Thiccc lord April 29, 2019

A trans guy with a super basic name who is also probably a virgin
Please get an imagination
Sincerely, a trans guy named Ash
Please get an imagination
Sincerely, a trans guy named Ash
by Axh_ May 19, 2022

LITERALLY EVERY DEFINITION ON HERE OF A KAI IS ABOUT A BOY THAT YOU WANNA MARRY TO ALL MY FELLOW ENBY PALS IF YOU ARE CALLED KAI YOU POWERFUL IMMORTAL ENTITY NOT BOUND BY THE FOOLISH MORTAL CONSTRUCT OF GENDER GO BE THE BADASS YOU ARE AND BE HAPPY
dude: wow look it's kai
sensible and inclusive person: yes kai's a badass and they're cool af just don't try and kill them bc they're immortal
dude: kyle are you high
sensible and inclusive person: yes kai's a badass and they're cool af just don't try and kill them bc they're immortal
dude: kyle are you high
by bumble-enbee October 13, 2021
