walking-road-kill

A person who is too stupid for words. A person that you wonder how and why they are still alive. A person so stupid that you know it's just a matter of time before they are killed by nothing more than their shear stupidity.

On 3 separate occasions I have seen people standing next to their cars unable to unlock their car door because the battery in the key fob had died and they didn't know what to do. On each occasion I took the keys from their hands and unlocked the door WITH THE KEYS! Man! Talk about WALKING-ROAD-KILL!

by m2hss April 25, 2011

Buzz Lightyear Kill

It's like a buzzkill but for kids who are not old enough to drink.

Kid 1: The babysitter made this lameass limeaid stuff instead of letting us drink Pepsi.

Kid 2: What a Buzz Lightyear kill.

by bbcard1 August 14, 2011

there are consequences to killing a god

How do you know, how do you knoow!

There are consequences to killing a god. How do you know, how do you know!

by dhishesj February 1, 2023

1 kill lol

This refers to when TSM_Hamlinz sucks a lot at the game of Fortnite so he ends the game with 1 or 0 kills

"Chat be actin different they keep saying 1 kill lol because I only have 1 kill" - TSM_Hamlinz

by elpina220 June 4, 2019

Beau will kill me

If Beau wasn’t too disgusted by my ugly ass face to slap me he would have

- beau p

Titties beau will kill me for making fun of his title

by BIGG D February 17, 2022

Kill-'em-ups

When a parent who has no idea about game genres tries to adress one.

Parent: "Stop playing those Kill-'em-ups and do some homework!"

by GSA84 February 4, 2022

curiosity killed the cunt

A play on the saying; curiosity killed the cat. But in this case, a dumbass gets killed doing some stupid shit (male or female applicable).

He stuck his dick in a socket.

Shit, curiosity killed the cunt. Hands down.

by yursh22 June 19, 2017