Repeated behavior that leads to gauging your eyes out and ending up in the same situation Andre Johnson is in
You—damn I was pullin a Johnson so hard it stuck to the ceiling
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!
by Funny-Face November 26, 2023
The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.
The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
A billy Johnson is a sex move where your about to cum then you whip our dick around like a helicopter and jizz on her forehead
by Vjtbddh April 08, 2019
by Mr_HughJohnson November 24, 2021
by Rinsnoke July 17, 2024
"Oh my god I just want to touch him"says every girl he meet with his dark hair and big brown eyes he make all the girls wet, he is also strong and loves a good fight, he's a funny and creative person.
by Hank brewer November 24, 2021
Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by biebercakes August 21, 2011