jonesing to the jones

A deep desire to be someone else. A neighbor who has more or anyone and anything that you perceive to be better. The grass is greener syndrome.

They just bought a new Mustang and I am jonesing to the Jones right now.

by Gidgetagain August 27, 2019

Jack Colin Jones

just a bloody sex machine, ass licker and phd of the vagina

Jack Colin Jones, bro hes a bloody sex machine

by bruh_god January 11, 2022

Thomas Jones

Thomas Jones is an elite math teacher currently teaching at St Augustine's College Cairns, 251 Draper Street, 4870, QLD, Australia (Fax: [phone]. He possesses many supernatural abilities including a third eye.

Thomas Jones taught me how to divide pi by 0

by The Lidinator October 19, 2020

Leo Jones

A great friend who makes everyone around them happier.

Drew: Man, that Leo Jones guy is pretty cool

by Urboidaboi November 16, 2021

jeep jones

The name for a function room located inside a hotel lobby that catches you by surprise while eating the free breakfast.

Wow, I didn't know that was here! What a jeep jones.

by Amity Park Ghost Boy December 13, 2021

indiana jones

Indiana, most commonly known in indiana jones is a rather talented hot sexy mofo who really was an incredible actor

His movies are for comfort, watch them

“indiana jones is on! come watch it right now it’s actually so good”

by emeei ;) November 23, 2021

tyshawn jones

a pro skateboarder for supreme, adidas, and fucking awesome. he was skater of the year back in 2018. his family owns a jamaican restaurant in the bronx. his cousin on the other hand, is a rich guy that can afford to be a loser. he sips lean and pops pills all day and thinks hes a gangster. he sends people to get pills for him or else theyre not his friend. he is also tryna sell you something. he is also tryna set people up. i dont think TJ really likes him. be like TJ. not like his loser cousin that makes shitty soundcloud rap

tyshawn jones is the best skateboarder of the mid to late 2010s

by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 21, 2021