No Fruit

To refuse something in an autistic fashion, even when it's for the benefit of the no fruiter.

Phil: "You should try Mangoes, they taste great."

Coxy: "No fruit."
Phil: "At least come on this holiday with us, we will pay for your flights, you'll enjoy yourself."

Coxy: "No fruit."

Phil: "But, why? You need a holiday."

Coxy: "NO FRUIT!"

by AggressiveKoala November 26, 2020

Fruit Salad

I bowl of various unlabeled drugs put out for consumption at a pill popper party.

I dug into that fruit salad looking for Benzos and found some Ludes.

by Mol5on September 10, 2021

Fruit tubes

A dick wrapped in fruit roll ups for a handy, then cream filled and sealed.

He made several fruit tubes and gave it to her friends for a snack.

by Spaceace_357 April 18, 2024

Luffy Fruit

Its a devil fruit from the animanga One Piece. The original name is Gomu Gomu no mi.
Kids in GPO refer to it as Luffy Fruit because they are too retarded to use the actual name

"Trading Luffy fruit for everything in game + phoeyus virginity"

by Pengulolz June 20, 2022

forbidden fruit

Tide pod.

Dude: I'ma eat this tide pod
Dude 2: You mean the forbidden fruit

by Spinky_Attacker March 3, 2019

Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks

oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!

by Stickydragon March 22, 2022

Fruit loops

The urge to brutally rape and kill gay people

I want to fruit loops someone

by Peckerheadfag621 January 19, 2024