Sticky Swimmers Ear

When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.
" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max
by G-spunktastic January 13, 2010
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ear bud

How you describe your friend from BrazilianJu Jitsu or the wrestling team with cauliflower ear so bad no one says anything about it. The description is usually for your friends who don't train but are grossed out by his deformed ears that look like pierogies stuck on the side of his head. This way they know exactly who you are talking about.
"I was out with my ear bud at the bar, and there were no takers. I have to pick a better wingman next time."
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin March 26, 2021
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steerage ears

Dumbo shaped ears that stick out more east/west than north/south. They have to stick through the hairdo to count.

Great for grabbing onto while directing someone performing oral sex on you. Absolute control.
It's the hot chick on CNN with the blonde hair and steerage ears sticking out. She would be fun to hold onto.
by jakestewart291 October 28, 2021
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Earing it

Earing it is a slang term that describes something foul and dirty. Its particularly used in jokes for the "lolz".
Dude i was with a girl and she started earing it! Gross!!
by Yours_Truly_lol123 March 17, 2011
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Ear Wub

The eargasmtastic noise your headphones make when the bass is so loud your ears feel like they're shaking.
Dat Ear Wub
by Cheezburqer December 27, 2013
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drunk ears

When you go from perfect hearing to Stevie Wonder after a couple drinks
Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"
by AKontheTrackr October 10, 2017
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ear drainage

When pus comes out of your ear as an ear infection.
The ear drainage was so painful.
by Debskelly1985 May 02, 2023
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