chocolate

Chocolate? Did you just look up chocolate?

Chocolate!?
CHOCOLATE!!??

CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAATE!!!
CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAATE!!!

Chocolate!?
CHOCOLATE!!??

CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAATE!!!

by Lebrochaun May 29, 2010

Houdini Chocolate Surprise

Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except when your mate comes out the closet he throws a bowl of chocolate ice cream, preferably with spinkles, in the girls face.

"Hey dude good job with the Houdini chocolate surprise last nite, your mum was well shocked."

by Ste Crayston June 20, 2006

Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise

Performed only in St.Louis. You do a high kick under the arch, and as you do this, your transgender dong pops out and you crap your pants at the same time. You finish this maneuver by eating toasted ravioli covered in Blemen.

You should avoid the Lady Gaga Chocolate Hotdog Ravioli Suprise directly after Cardinals Games.

by zShortbusz November 25, 2009

Chocolate Mousse

The character 'Chocolate Mousse' was a sensitive yet mucho black French mercenary in the 80's comedy film "Top Secret". Chocolate Mousse was often seen smoking a cigar and carrying large, inappropriate ordinance around in the film such as an 18th century ship cannon or a large oversized machine gun. In the 21st Century, Chocolate Mousse has become a cliche on internet websites such as fark and many people photoshop the character into stills from other films where he doesn't belong.

Brian was a tosser but he thought he was Chocolate Mousse around the ladies.

by Maya Lightwave October 10, 2005

chocolate zoro

When a guy puts his balls in chololate and then puts them on a girls eyes makeing it look like Zoro's mask, in chocolate!

boy: "let me give you a chocolate zoro"
girl: "no!"
boy: "i'll be gentle I promise, just a plop, press, release...."
girl: "whatever"

by chelcie ann May 12, 2007

Chocolate Merlin

Noun; While having sex doggystyle, a male takes a massive dump into his own hand, then smears it across the face of his partner. This results in a choco-tastic beard much like the famous magician. The casting of spells after the act has been performed is optional.

Sandy broke up with me because I wouldn't give her a Chocolate Merlin.

by StMirhza September 28, 2007

chocolate cow

Cows that produce chocolate milk.

Q: Where does chocolate milk from?
A: Its comes from chocolate cows, motherfucker!

by Dizzla May 29, 2008