Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.

My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her

by sneeeze August 16, 2021

chinese eyes

cannot see the bigger picture; short sighted

"Man, coach jerkhead sure is pushing us hard today," said Percy. "Yeah, we're going to be too exhausted for the game! He's got chinese eyes," replied Blondie.

by demoncan December 20, 2024

chinese labrador

Chinese labrador;a cat.

Chinese labradors are small.

by jerry dow April 16, 2019

Chinese Sam

Chinese Sam is an individual who is often mistaken as another chinese man called Larry Tang. Sometimes as his relative. This can sometimes be amusing overtimes highly racist.

Chinese Sam is an individual who is often mistaken as another chinese man called Larry Tang. Sometimes as his relative. This can sometimes be amusing overtimes highly racist.

by HarrisonHargravesisamadlad May 2, 2018

Chinese sticks

A rather bad misunderstanding of what chopsticks are.

Jade: Holds up chopsticks
Jade: "Look hun, Chinese sticks!"

by envyie May 19, 2024

Chinese fire breather

Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!

Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!

by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018

I'm Chinese

1: Declaring Chinese ethnic origin
2: Pizzapotamus' Iconic Catchphrase

1: "Johnathan said 'I'm Chinese' when asked what his ethnicity was."
2: "I'm Chinese!"

by lasagna snake February 23, 2024