Summer Child

A pejorative used to denigrate or disparage newer online accounts in forums.

Usually when school is out for the summer, the kids, having more time, sign up for online internet accounts on forums.

It’s a phrase also used in Game Of Thones but has origins in the 1800’s

Skibidi42069: ur mom

HanShotFirst1977: Whatever, summer child.

by Bobtom March 31, 2025

child

something you consume

can I eat your child

by Kokichis bum bum December 11, 2020

Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.

so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!

by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011

child board

like water boarding, but you hold her head down while climaxing in the poi’s mouth

yo! did you hear about how jackson did a child board on his girlfriend

by anonymous May 26, 2024

love child

an offspring of two unmarried individuals, generally from a one night stand

“Midoriya, tell me are you really All Might’s secret love child or something?”

by vexing_chaos December 30, 2020

child

a being that deserves to be raped, sodomized, and enslaved.

Jack: Hey man, look at that child over there.
Ben: AAAAAHHHHH im gooning
Jack: yeah me too.

by PopeRaisin February 7, 2022

beat a child day

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.

"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"

by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022