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chad bread

An absoulute chadical piece of slice, you'd definetely want to try and savor this lil gift to earth. A chad bread is commonly found in the suburbs of Franklin Falls or sometimes even in a locker room. All you need to know about chad bread is that you want it. come get it YA'LL
"Yo megan, you see that male guy over there? Sitting in the corner facing the wall over there? Yea that guy, I'd definetely need a slippity of slice of that chad bread"
by enthusiastoflibrarians June 23, 2022
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Chad

1. A cute as motherfucker

2. At first what seems to be a shy dude but thats actually pretty funny tho. Chad is someone that will make you laugh so hard that you will be dying with cramps. He will occasionally flirt witchu and make u blush. Doesnt eat poosie but makes up for it with his great dickpowers. All in all chads r goals keep em around. Especially the ones that are cancer.

3. Some of em are jerks tho bcareful protecc your heart

4. Bomboclaat
: damn look at that cute boy over there

:do you know his name?
:i think its chad
by Bomboooclaaat December 6, 2019
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Chad

I took a Chad in my pants. Oh Chad that’s awesome!
by Chad. March 12, 2023
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Chad

Chad is a very cute boy who gets all the attention he wants and girls thinks he’s cute and some times super annoying and he can act like a crack head sometimes.
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chad

A very cool protective person. they have the best smile and love eye contact. very outgoing and is very popular. Very friendly and talkative person. can be shy at first but once you get to know them they are very cool.He’s smart and brave but doesnt really see it. works really hard to achive goals. When they are in a relationship they try their best to make them happy and loves complimenting them. He also loves being complemented back by the girl he likes.
by deeznuttysgehwh November 22, 2021
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Chad

You're probably a big simp who is the worst leader of the football team! Chads are SIMP Horrible!
Hello Chad! Find more persons to simp for!
by NathanChats November 18, 2021
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Chad

Usually a bearded, muscular, bald headed man.
Hard working professional by day, prowling for cougars at the bar by night. Seen wearing shades (most likely stolen from your local gas station), jeans 2 sizes to big (pockets filled with $, a lighter & a pack of red senecas of course), white or black T (also 2 sizes to big), a fedora & an expensive looking pair of shoes that were traded for a half but let’s not forget the gold cross hanging from his neck & his shining fossil watch reflecting off of the charm in his eye. (Old school) Has 2 phones 1 for the bitches, & 1 for the low. Well groomed. Tatted af. Smooth. (Smoother than his freshly saved head) Expert in female biology. Freak in the sheets. Horse cock. Typical ladies man. Probably has enough kids (including the unknown) to fill up a mini bus. Chad is the alpha male, top dawg, when you need a hand in the street or to be bent over your sink, he’s the 1 to call. Never been in a 3 some but its a fantasy. Enjoys vacationing, evenings on the couch (after church of course) watching cops (his fav) & being called daddy. (Obviously) Loyalty & respect is the motto, player is the game. One to call you out on your bullshit & be the first one (&usually the last I mean only 1) to swing. Probably should be enrolled in anger management but if he isn’t, good luck Charlie.

All together Chad is the real deal, complete package. You will be a lucky woman if you end up with Chad.

Ladies: get em while you can

Gentlemen: be like Chad
Chad where is my child support money?
by Call em daddy September 9, 2020
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