crackerangelo

White trash from the south that usually cracks their whip on slaves and thinks their the orange ninja turtle known as Michaelangelo. (A cheeky white motherfucker)

Guy: Aye you fucking cracker get back to the crops!
Crackerangelo: No fuck you I’m a Crackerangelo im going to super whip the slaves.

by 8th Grade Trapper January 29, 2018

Cracker Jacker

A robber who only robs whites

'yo im a cracker jacker. I only jack crackers'

by A Person #2936363 January 30, 2018

Cracker

Word used by slaves to name the overseers or owners of them

Your a cracker

by Tmhxdud February 4, 2018

cracker salad

a little bitch who suck toes and toenails for a living

u is a cracker salad

by White-Boyz May 6, 2018

Cracker Confusion

The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad

Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.

by Shitlord69420 May 27, 2018

Cracker Patties

The term used to described a Caucasian woman's flat, white butt.

"Damn, look at them cracker patties!" "I need to do more squats because I have cracker patties."

by Becky614 June 11, 2018

Cracker

Basically the N-word for white people

It's still Vanilla Ice, cracker. A.K. cracker.
Though I've grown a lot, can't keep it home a lot.

by FindusMaximus July 3, 2018