You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

Chinese Dick Cheese

The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.

"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

chinese whistle

a small wet penis

Kim: me and evan had sex at that party last night and he had a chinese whistle
Bertha: what the hell is that?
Kim: it means his penis was small and wet

by turboh June 4, 2016

Chinese

Where The CEO of TikTok (Shou Zi Chew) Was Born And Raised

Senator Tom Cotton - "Mr Chew, what continent is Singapore in?"
Shou Chew - "Asia, Senator"
Senator Tom Cotton - "And what continent is China in, Mr Chew?"
Shou Chew - "Asia, Senator"
Senator Tom Cotton - "SO YOURE CHINESE!"

by Skibicumlauncher69 February 1, 2025

Chinese finger foreskin method

An ancient Chinese fighting tactic where the aggressor uses his foreskin to wrap around the fingers of the aggressed and subdue them.

This is an ancient tactic being 3000 years old and being used by maser Xao-Wrang Chao, the 3rd temple of the Panda Family.

Master Lee Hao Shufu: Oooh... I can sense the Chinese finger foreskin method is strong with you.

by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

Chinese chicken pride

When you're proud of the Chinese chicken you can make and others have made

Daaaaaang that's the Chinese chicken pride

by anonymous August 17, 2025