Child

A walking Sperm Cell

Woman:"You gonna pull out?"
Man:"No, We gonna have a Child."

by Protagonist01 July 3, 2021

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Get the Childmug.

Saurav, the child

a child who is good at barking and has got a throat infection doing so. fighter for the #salwyrrbest army.

Hes such a saurav, the child

by not saurav June 25, 2022

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Child

Basically, Tommyinnit. What else can I say, He's a young lad.

"Im not a child!" - Tommyinnit

by __Anna_is_tired__ October 27, 2021

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Child

A smol human that you want to yeet across the room, but at the same time you want to protect it.

*gasp* it's a child!

by Right-Brain April 13, 2020

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Get the Childmug.

Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course

Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

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