Tolstoys Beard

The Beard of Leo(Lev Nikolayevich) Tolstoy….it’s Hair. Stop being stupid

Tolstoys beard is in my potato salad… gross

by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023

neo beard

Having a beard that looks like neo from the matrix. All neck hair with patches on face.

Nice neo beard dude, going to fight agent smith?
You should have your neo neck shaved brother.

by spatialnate August 4, 2015

Vincent beard

Vincent beard (vin-sin-t / bee-rd)

When a man can’t grow a beard naturally and resorts to using minoxidil for hair growth. This results in an artificial beard that looks natural but is still fake bruh💀

“Haha , thank you 🙏 it’s all thanks to minoxidil “

“Wait , so u got a Vincent beard ?🤣”

by Moosebrah September 23, 2022

Beard

Cunt

Beard is a cunt

by BentWeird February 7, 2024

Bearded Man Clam

Hairy Anus belonging to a Male

Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!

by kmfa666 July 8, 2010

Beard Belly

Another name for a double chin on a man.

Whoa! Look at that dude's beard belly!

by Kitty and Dem April 11, 2015

Ass beard

A beard, you grow on your ass.

Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!

by Aureole Youtube Channel February 26, 2019