biscuit skin

When the ballsack skin has the same texture as raw biscuit dough from a can.

I appreciate it when a girl gives my biscuit skin a good tug during a mouth hug.

by JamsElude February 4, 2018

Arse-biscuit

A turd or shit. As a plural, arse-biscuits indicates strong disbelief in the sentiment just expressed.

Husband: damn that arse-biscuit is redder than a motherfucker.
Wife: yes, perhaps a trip to the infirmary is in order?

Person1: Canadian football is superior since, with only 3 downs, there is more of an emphasis on a passing game.
Person2: Arse-biscuits!

by Trayfern August 29, 2013

Baking A Biscuit

The act of getting a biscuit (see biscuit) very stupid high on marijuana causing there poor biscuit mind to panick a way of hazing your local biscuits

Yo Andy is coming by

Looks like we baking a biscuit today boy he ain't ready lol

Yup

Andy: hey fellas im sure glad to see ya hows it going best buds

Yo smoke this weed biscuit

Andy: well...gee wiz fellas im not sure my parents would approve

Dont be a bitch biscuit you wanna hang or nah

Andy: well if it puts me over with the fellas aw heck why not

(10 minutes later)

Andy: oh lordy fellas..oh my...im ..whoo ...im think im dying...oh gee ...i cant breath..am i breathing...i don't like this one bit no sir ...is it ever going to stop ..dear lord what have i done ..(sobs uncontrollably)

(High five)

Thats a deep fried baked biscuit lmao

Word hes toasted poor dude lol take ya ass home biscuit

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

Soggy biscuit

The result of sloppy anal sexual relations that ends with ejaculation inside the rectum.

Man you won’t believe what I did last night, my girl finally let me fuck her in the ass, and I left that bitch with a soggy biscuit

by Big Daddy XXL April 16, 2021

Simp Biscuit

Jayson De Souza

Jayson is the biggest simp biscuit when it comes to his wife

by Haydvn February 23, 2023

Biscuit Chimney

The best name for a cat, ever, tied only with Twinkadoo. She'd given birth to 5 beautiful kittens and co-mothered them with another female cat named Kevin.

Aww, look how cute Biscuit Chimney is when she's sleeping on a pile of newborn kittens!

by beep3rocks June 1, 2010

Burn the biscuits

Shitting on your partner's chest, but, unlike a Cleveland Steamer, not necessarily spreading it out like a steamroller. Probably comes from the colour change of the "biscuits" from white (if the receiver is Caucasian) to dark brown.

Has it ever occurred to you that the neighbours always use 'burn the biscuits' for having sex?
- Yeah, it's because of the kids. They don't want them to know.
But all their kids are over twenty!
- Would you want to know whether your dad shat on your mom's boobs?

by Olax March 30, 2011