The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

wanker breath

When you are getting sucked off but she is doing a bad job so you give a handing help and then proceed to cum in her mouth and now she has wanker breath.

wanker breath... when she is giving you bad head so you help out by wanking while still getting sucked off and then proceed to cum in her mouth and now her breath stinks of cum aka wanker breath

by tidyyourdick June 05, 2017

Peckah-Breath

A "Mainah" (Maine) term for a cock sucker.

Whatevah, that guy's a fuckin' peckah-breath!

by Cemetary_Jay December 11, 2021

popsicle breath

When you fuck that popsicle up and it’s just the wooden stick you’re sucking on.

damn lauren your popsicle breath stank

by December 26, 2021

Breath Catcher

A personal Covid-19 mask that has been used too much, and has caught too much breath.

My Breath Catcher is starting to stink & (A) Needs washed; or, (B) Needs discarded & replaced.

by Swisher rolled tight October 27, 2020

Canadian breath mint

The act of a woman farting into your mouth after intercourse. Some spooge may or may not be involved.

Wow, Wendy was incredible last night but to top it all off, she gave me a Canadian Breath Mint afterwards to help me sleep.

by Chunk762 September 22, 2023

breathing lump

a person so lazy they seem to barely exist

i thought she was a lump on a log untill i saw her the breathing lump

by ICEANT June 05, 2021