April 13th

National Suck dick day

On April 13th Lexi shall give her boyfriend/husband head 😛 National Suck dick day

by Get pinched if you miss out April 13, 2019

April 2

National crackhead day. Crazy wild and stupid people were born on this day.

Did you see him? Yea he is born on April 2nd

by Lake Harman November 5, 2019

April 18

National Velociraptor Awareness Day, National Animal Crackers Day, and National Lineman Appreciation Day! So as you can see, my date of birth is the best. :sunglasses:

Me: April 18 is my birthday.

Guy: Ok.

by Macabitz January 2, 2021

april 9

the day that gay people were born

person: oh you’re born on april 9th yk that means you’re gay

by emiliaisgay March 15, 2022

April 16

National slap that booty day

I’m gonna go slap Emily’s booty today because it’s April 16

by Lilwindexmyboi April 15, 2019

April 31st

A day that does not exist, yet for some reason some people think it does.

John: Since my birthday’s on a school day, I’m thinking my birthday party will be on April 31st!
Heather: That’s not a day, John.

by Rosy Cherry May 6, 2022

April 1st

Also known as October 3rd, Sevvals birthday

On April 1st the Gulhans go wild.

by Danny Harder May 19, 2018