Total Retard

A person who act like a retard, in a total way

This guy is acting like a total retard

by user562 February 14, 2017

retard magnet

A person who attracts people who behave badly.

Shopping with her is hard, she is such a retard magnet.

by Mama Bear33 November 25, 2009

Internet Retard

Some one who is not very bright will using the internet.
Or cant use the internet properly

"Dam my teacher is such an Internet Retard she takes too long to find some thing on google."

by GaDaLaX December 24, 2009

retarded dog

1. A dog with special needs
2. Evette
3. Latricia's dog

"Why the fuck did we get the damn retarded dog????"

or

"Evette looks like a retarded dog in an abstract painting done by a crazy person!"

by Sierra Cee-Lo November 14, 2005

retard of ducks

a group of ducks that loiter in a hotel parking lot and make the motion sencer doors go WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh

A group of ducks sitting in a puddle in the middle of a hotel parking lot when there is a huge lake 50 feet from the back of the hotel. A retard of ducks standing under the hotel auning, because its raining, making the doors open and close.

by spartan104 June 27, 2008

raging retard

Your walkin' down the hall in school when you go by the SPED area and theres this retard thats flippin'out.

Wow, everyone watch out, this SPED's a raging retard!!

by ken-dawg November 24, 2004

The Retarded Boner

1) The ownage ship frigate of EvE-Online, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.

1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.

by Teh pilot of teh RETARDED BONER February 09, 2008