girlfriend stomach

When you put on a few pounds because you have a girlfriend.

Have you seen Johnny lately? It looks like he’s gained a few pounds Since he’s been with his girlfriend. It looks like he’s suffering for a girlfriend stomach. When you stop caring about himself and his girlfriend over feeds him.

by Good witch October 26, 2018

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lukes girlfriend

where is she?

"Where is lukes girlfriend?"
"He is a lonley waste of sperm"

by Shane63 February 22, 2023

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National Girlfriends Day

On August 1st, National Girlfriend Day takes place! It’s not about a relationship, but actually about womens’ bond and friendship with each other!

Person 1: Hey I’m calling to let you know, you’re a wonderful person and I want to stay friends with ya! Love ya girl :)

Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day

by speakingthemind August 3, 2021

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November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Nov. 15 is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day. even if she already has all of them..

girl: " it's November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day, you know what that means
boy: fine * gives girl his hoodie*

by urban.mom November 13, 2021

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Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

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