I can host

A casual sex term. In full detail, it means that you have a house that that nobody else lives in so it can be used for casual sex.

Hey, can you host?
Yeah, I can host. what day?

by Dcharliefox March 1, 2024

i feel peachie

A responce to an question of caringness : mood compared to how a well know fruit taste.

''Clerk: Hey goodafternoon Dr.Taylor how are you feeling?''

""Dr.Taylor: I feel peachie.""

by My kind of day is Peachie August 18, 2017

i like minecraft redstone

you dont so just stop

i like minecraft redstone cause im a dumbass

by just a joke April 19, 2021

i hope you hit your ankle on a scooter

The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.

Arvin: I hope you hit your ankle on a scooter!
Mikael: *runs away, moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

When Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

When Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

When Melissa And I Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

.....you Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

I almost killed him

OOOH! OH! DID YOU NOW JOE ROGAN!? LOOK AT THAT! SEE!?

Hoe Rogaine "I almost killed him for saying a singer was shit! I can't even interact with Hym because I just wouldn't be able to control myself!"

Hym "Uh-Oh! I guess that means Matt Dillahunty has to be the boss of you forever! You can't maintain that you will kill certain people because you can't control yourself but that I need to be controlled and don't get rights. I guess no more guns for Joe Rogan huh? Did I kill Noah? Nope. Should have. And this just proves that you are doing this under false pretenses. So... They tried CEO... And They tried politicians.... Who will be next? Pundits? PLEEEEASE let it be pundits! Heheheh..."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025