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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
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I swear down mate

When a Geordie is angry they say this
"I swear down mate I'll punch you!"
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Support me at World Klass season 2 audition for 30 episode i guess?
Support me at World Klass season 2 audition for 30 episode i guess?
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K L I P Z +

The evolved form of LUNARINTOKYO
he has dropped hits as "Off the map" "PULL UP! Feat lilyimb! LE" "NO AUTO P1" and "Demon Time"
He is very talented for a 15 year old artist and I really recommend checking out his fire music on all platforms.

Apple Music, Spotify, Youtube Music, Amazon Music and more

We are waiting on his anticipated ep called "XYBER EP" the snippets are fire and were received well by the public.
BOB: YOOOOOOOOO K L I P Z + JUST DROPPED A EP!!!!

HOMIES: OH SHIT NO WAY (IN SYNC)
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Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
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What am I supposed to do with you

An endearing sentence, used when you might not be able to keep the conversation going? I’d like to say it’s when you love someone so much you don’t know what to do with it.
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Who I really am

You are not nor will you ever be better than me Chris. Nor COULD you ever be.
Hym "Who I really am is being laundered off by YOUTUBE FUCKING PARASITES who want to be both famous and important and I am better than all of you worthless fucks. Tell the fucking parents you were a better alternative Chris. Tell them that and see if they care. They won't. And you won't care what happens to their kids. You'll pretend it wasn't you while pretending to be me."
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