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zombie kamikazi

The act of committing suicide while under capture in a zombie apocalypse, and trying to get back at said kidnappers by being a zombie by the time they come to check on you unnaware and getting bit.
She thought to her self, "These bastards wanna play huh?" As she slit her throat commiting zombie kamikazi in the hopes her captors would face a swift ending upon their return to the cabin.
by OdRalf October 10, 2020
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zombie

I'm such a zombie.
by Philosophical-Cat April 19, 2018
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Zombie

Some one who has drank an absurd amount of alcohol and is in a semi unconscious state.
Dude did you see craig last night he was such a zombie after that half gal of bernetts.
by Flatteryj March 29, 2010
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Zombie

Whilst receiving head the guy pulls out at the last moment and shoots his load in his partners eyes. This temporary blinding will cause the partner to close there eyes, groan and put there arms out in front of them feeling around giving the impression of being a Zombie.
A) “Your Mrs looks like she has sore eyes.”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”

A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”
by PieEater293 June 5, 2019
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Zombie

That zombie got dipped in my water. I got extra skin cells.
by lolitsraquel June 16, 2021
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wild rabid zombie horses

Said to explain that your so in love with someone to whom you can't speak of in public. comes from the phrase 'wild horse couldn't take me away from you'
"The photo copier is not working properly can you please help me fix it?"..replies "wild rabid zombie horses peter"....you'd do anything to spend five minutes with this person.
by world Peace April 9, 2017
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Shade Zombie

When it's too hot and you have to find shade to avoid broiling to death.
Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".

Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".
by mcbell December 9, 2012
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