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Matthew

That kid that everyone meets in 6th grade, whose name is always mistaken as Brendan by the creepy P.E. coach. Only the coach, though. He is also a very cool kid who is cool but not that cool but has a lot of cool values! He's a pretty cool kid! Did I mention they like a good story? No?
Is it Matthew, or Brendan? It's Matthur Mom!
by aSchwiftyPickle November 25, 2021
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liam matthews

Liam Matthews is a broken sigma who edge's his chode frequently. Liam Matthews is reluctant to shave, and is known for his resounding lack of rizz.
Person 1: Have you seen Liam Matthews recently?
Person 2: No, but I can smell him, so he's nearby l
by Applegiant April 25, 2024
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matthew powers

actually super chill, like matthew powers is the funniest most awesome dude youll meet
by chuckleheadratio May 2, 2022
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Paul Matthews

That guy from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals (StarKid) Played by Jon Matteson. (I love him)
“Paul Matthews is the best character ever!”

“Yes.”
by bboleyngirl November 27, 2023
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Matthew

Matthew is the name of a raging homosexual that will always be the first to offer to carry your handbag…he can carry this but he wouldn’t be able to carry his Apex team to be the champion squad #bronze
Damn broski don’t be a Matthew”
by The truth is reece November 23, 2021
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Matthew Tang

Smart, handsome, Asian, loves dumplings, the boy of your dreams guys too, and also not homophobic

Likes or loves anyone that is interested into him.
Girl: OMG I wish I was with Matthew Tang.
Boy: OMG I wish I was Matthew Tang.
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Matthew

Matthew is a person with a huge penis, I’m talking HUGE. Definitely bigger than anyone named archer
Man, Matthew has a huge penis
Yeah, he does
by Notnamedarcher October 5, 2021
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