gorilla beans

A 'PG' term for holy shit or holy fuck or holy shit biscuit

" and i was just sat there thinking , holy gorilla beans"

by Obiwillkenobi November 24, 2016

Getting beans

Getting beans is a feeling you get when your happy or being loved. You get little tingly sensations throughout your body, similar to beans you feel in your foot when it gets frozen. Getting beans is to feel loved , happy and wanted all at once , and to associate it with a feeling

I'm getting beans

I got beans

by FizzBizzle June 4, 2016

bean goblin

A connoisseur of baked beans also has no friends.

"Do you have any beans?"
"nah i'll ask the bean goblin."

by ejrf;,da October 27, 2018

lima beaning

When you pull your cock outa an asshole and theres a turd nugget on the head off your dick that resembles a lima bean

I finelly got my girl to give up the anal. I almost changed my mind when i started lima beaning . But who gives a fuck...was her bedsheets.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

Make Beans

To create a foul odor, as if to ward off vampires and hobgoblins.

Making beans is instinctual, the maker has no choice in the matter.

James decided to make beans on the dance floor. His mother disowned him.

by auntanya July 22, 2009

Beans in the crockpot

Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.

Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard

by The evil doctor December 21, 2019

Jimmy Bean

A name you might give your best fwend in the world.

You should always appreciate your jimmy bean.

Jimmy bean can you like my Instagram post

by JimmyBean❤️ April 23, 2018