egyptian mud mask

Smearing your hot smelly shit on the face of your sexual partner after receiving a blumpkin

She blew me on the toilet so I gave her an Egyptian mud mask

by VanDoctor546 June 12, 2017

korean mud flap

When the vaginal lips are so long on a Korean woman that they can pull them down between their legs and tuck them in between their ass cheeks.

Mike: “So, how was fucking Mia last night?”
Dan: “Nothing happened, bitch had Korean Mud Flaps.”

by -bruh- February 4, 2020

Milky mud trails

When in the act of anal sex the man ejaculates inside of man/women’s butt hole. When the man or woman tries to evacuate the semen it mixes with the poop causing what appears to a snowy muddy mixture called the milky mud trails.

Last night Jimmy ejaculated in my butt. After sex I had to go to the bathroom. When I began to push out the semen there must have been left over feces in there. The mixture resembled a milky mud trails.

by Knotbrother June 6, 2020

Mississippi mud honey

The act of peeing inside of someone’s butthole. Then using his/her butthole like a shower

Honey the water got shut off again and I need to shower. I’m going to need a Mississippi mud honey before I go to work.

by DOWNSINDROMED July 14, 2020

Colombian Mud Pit

The act of snorting cocaine out of a fellow drug users anus.

The junkies in the ally were doing a Colombian mud pit.

Nash loves a good Colombian mud pit.

by doin it like danny December 5, 2012

Georgia mud finger

1. The unfortunate digital anal infiltration one suffers at the hands of hillbillies.

On a roadtrip to Florida we broke down in the middle of nowhere. We got kidnapped by hicks. My friends are still missing but I escaped after getting the Georgia mud finger. My anus still aches.

by Matool13 August 27, 2011

Tanzanian Mud Hut

When your partner has explosive diarrhea and you insert your penis into their balloon knot to slow and/or stop the brown river. This creates a butt plug. When you remove your penis you let the liquid shits dry creating a hardened shell and mud hut appearance.

Steve: I don’t know what I ate but I am shitting water.

Leo: Don’t worry Steve, I’ll take care of your anal spillage lickety-split with a Tanzanian Mud Hut !!!

by Hardened shell October 25, 2019