Fat egg

The most powerful insult mankind has ever discovered. It was mastered by the ancient Japanese warrior Po of the furious five.

Gib: “You gay”
Dave: “Yore mum a fat egg”
Gib: No please”
Dave: “You know I had to do it to em”
Gib: *Burns to death*

by Good boye gib May 10, 2018

egg-noggin'

When a woman wakes up on Christmas morning to find her period wrapped underneath the bush.

I wore white silk pajamas to bed on Christmas Eve and woke up the next morning egg-noggin'.

by nikkipal December 27, 2013

Egg Face

when You smell like bad fish your probably an egg face
an egg face is somebody who smells like eggs and their face is in the shape of an egg

Take a bath egg face

by Fe4rless2.0 November 5, 2020

egg wash

n. Used to fool your friends into thinking you are talking about some kind of lewd sexual act.

Person 1: Mike, do you know what an egg wash is? lol
Person 2: Uhhhh yeah. No wait, no. What is it?
Person 1: You don't know what it is?! lol

by chomski January 5, 2012

cleaning up eggs

Eating out a girl on her period

“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”

“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”

by PsychedElicPidgeon September 23, 2020

bananna eggs

those little egg like thingers hangin off yer bananna....

check out THESE bananna eggs baby, get the yoak!!

by wang masta flex June 12, 2003

Cracking an egg

When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.

Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.

by Pony boy's homie August 31, 2017