Yanking the monkey

A funny way to say masturbation

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro

by J.H Garza June 21, 2018

Mi Monkey

The Fans of Xiaomi. (Pejorative)
Now commonly used to describe someone who promotes Xiaomi by belittling others under videos about other smartphones, often accompanied by low-IQ remarks.

*In the comments section of the video about Huawei phones*
-“After Huawei, there is the sky, and the Leica four-camera competition is fairy.”
-“Mi Monkey is coming!”

by HappySheep July 10, 2022

Monkey Hour

A time when you and the boys decide to take a day to reject humanity and become Monkey. We may not be able to become Monkey physically, but we are all monkey on the inside. Monkey hour lasts for as long as you want as monkeys dont know how long an hour is.

boy 1: "boys, its monkey hour"
boy 2: "ooh ooh ooh"

by WildBin December 30, 2020

Monkey Chariot

A poorly maintained automotive vehicle that has been modified with an excess amount of chrome and absurdly large wheels. which are generally often referred to as boxes,donks or bubbles.

Hey joe, check out that rusted out oldsmobile on 30 inch wheels it's clearly a monkey chariot.

by JGanja August 27, 2014

monkey bits

Chicken wings

Jackie, can we get some of those monkey bits I love?

by SnareC June 10, 2016

cactus monkey

The act of being an illegal Mexican in the United States.

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!

by Pickle tickle June 22, 2015

monkey moment

A monkey moment is the term used for when a weird or funny thing happens in a weird or unexpected way.
The individual who caused the monkey moment can then be referred to as a monkey.

*People trolling on a Minecraft server get an innocent player banned after bringing out their dark side*
"Wow, I can't believe those monkeys got him banned"
"What a monkey moment"

by monkey momenter November 22, 2019