Prouder than a fish on a Friday

This saying is used to show that you are feeling really, really proud.

Kid: "I got 100% in my Science test!!"
Parent: "I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday."

Hero: "I single-handedly saved the entire world from destruction. I'm prouder than a fish on a Friday".

by FabulousOceanianFish May 10, 2025

If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them

If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them

If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

more than a fart

more than a fart is when you fart but you poop a little bit too.

tanner did you just fart? no broski it was more than a fart.

by zelmodevito June 2, 2023

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

higher than the sky

High sky is a word meaning "To raise the bar very high" or "To aim very high for something"

"Im about to make this higher then the sky." "Im aiming higher than the sky!"

by Sporadica July 28, 2022

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024