Douche Bag

That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.

That douche bag just stole my girl.

by MaDawgTT February 17, 2015

Gluten Bag

1. A way of saying Guten Tag, except it's funny. And basically, a way of being a jackass except german!

2. A bag of Gluten.

Someone: "Hey dude!"

You: "Gluten Bag my good sir!"
Someone: "What?"

by Blue_Angels March 10, 2023

Molly Bagging

When one reaches the pinnacle of sexual prowess by drinking just enough alcohol to dull the lubido enough to prevent climaxing but not too much such that an erection is unachievable.

Try as hard as she might, Lily was unable to get Nick to give her a cream pie. Nick was molly bagging her all night.

by Ron Don Johnson August 23, 2021

Bag of ass

When you need a creative insult, you take this.

That science class is such a bag of ass.

by Damienny April 27, 2017

I.T-bagged

When tech support takes so long wearing you out fixing a problem (or explaining how they are fixing a problem bc they live to talk to another human besides their homegrown robot sex doll) to the point you would literally rather have balls on your face instead.

"Ginger, I am really sorry I haven't sent over that TPS report- the Help Desk has been working on my computer for an hour now. I'm really getting I.T-bagged"

by shoffnee October 14, 2014

cartouche bag

a term coined by Stephen Colbert

cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag

Stephen Colbert- Were they always cartouche boxes, or were there also cartouche bags?

by Spicy Charles December 10, 2010

Bag of Dick’s

A take-out order of delicious burgers from Seattle fast-food restaurant chain Dick’s Drive-In.

Honey, let’s skip the dishes and pick up a bag of Dick’s.

by Tommy Lasordid April 23, 2020