sittin' ho

Sitting in the middle seat in the back seat of a car. This is a softer, less abrasive way to describe this than using the term "sittin' bitch."

Passenger 1: Car's full, James. Looks like you'll be sittin' ho.

James: Those are the breaks, Passenger 1, but thank you for substituting the term "ho" for the term "bitch." I feel much less emasculated. You are a king among men.

by JiveTimeTurkey April 22, 2011

HO-wakening

When a person decides to share the bold facts of their sex life that would typically be kept secret or quite.

barb/Bob at brunch decided to share the fact that they had sex with multiple individuals separately over the course of the previous evening. Barb/Bob had their HO-wakening.

by Lazyduckmissionary December 5, 2021

ho lasagne

A delicious treat for those who like the taste of ass, dick,
cum, and pussy

Vivian: Yo, Kev, I got some ho lasagne for you, better than last night
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.

by Butter Mike October 11, 2018

ho shaft

The fleshy space between a girls' tits when she's wearing a low cut dress open down to her navel.

Amy Adams' ho shaft was nominated for best supporting actress in American Hustle.

by El Jenna December 25, 2013

Plebe ho

An urgent, unannounced call to muster for freshmen midshipmen at the Naval Academy during basic training.

Mr. Muldoon slipped and fell coming out of his shower as scrambled to the call of a plebe ho.

by Kakeman January 15, 2018

Ho Crumb

Clothes or Items girls leave behind in your bedroom or apartment as an excuse for them to come back

The girl left her ho crumbs in my bed when she left this morning for the walk of shame

by TYCRJFRGJSHDMBJSE April 9, 2012

Daddy Ho

A reference to kids or adults, who swipe Dad's Credit Card, male or female, and take all orders received from their Dads. Entitled, spoiled, brats who are used as Baby Boomer pawns.

That Niki girl, is SUCH a Daddy Ho!

by CrashBarbosa May 30, 2014