up on his jock

When a girl is all over a guy, it can be referred to as " That girl is all up on his jock" Jock meaning "dick"

Jaden: Oh my god logan is so sexy like omfg I was wanna hop on him and fuck

Logan: Bitch I got a girlfriend

Shana: Yea why are you all up on his jock

by TrojanOG November 26, 2013

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cook his own pancakes

Is a phrase used normally when a mother is overly worried about her post-adolescent child(ren). The phrase is spoken by the friends of the child and is a way of calming the mother.

"Where's my son? Is he alright? Is he hurt? Oh my Lord!"
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."

by Fenland July 14, 2005

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grab his dick and twist it

the action of you grabbing someones dick and twisting

grab his dick and twist it

by cheek clapper 69 December 19, 2018

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man before his time

Nikola tesla: He had ideas 100 years ago that are being "rediscovered' only now.

Nikola Tesla was a man before his time.

by Tupp November 9, 2013

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Made his ancestors proud

To drink heavily, esp. when one is a fun drunk. Expression coined by the character Thor in the Marvel movie of the same name, after a night of drinking with Dr. Eric Selvig.

Thor describing where he was, carrying an unconscious Selvig on his shoulder: He had a few beers, made his ancestors proud...

by patiodudethesecond November 18, 2011

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