Ethan Torchio

Litteral sunshine. He's the drummer of the popular italian rock band Måneskin. A long-brown haired guy with brown eyes. He's the sweetest person alive.
Person 1: Hey, do you know the band måneskin?
Person 2: yeah, they're so cool! The drummer, Ethan Torchio, is very nice.
by Ur_local_demigirl July 20, 2022
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Ethan Postmus

This sexy mother fucker has a 17inch dick, to bad he swings for men bc hes a faggot
Bro stop being a Ethan Postmus
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Ethan GL

Ethan GL is a very tall handsome and cool guy! He always does his homework and does it on time. He has tall hair and bendy legs!
hey Ethan GL”
Hey it’s me Ethan”
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Ethan Kennedy

A guy who loves mosquitos and frequently watches mosquito porn.
Yo tyler you're such an Ethan Kennedy
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David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
by david is me February 25, 2022
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ETHAN GILBERT

a sweet hearted boy and has amazing friends and has great jokes like "deez nuts"

he is very sexy and popular
ETHAN GILBERT is looking fine as hell today. SHEEEEEEEEESH
by joe among May 26, 2022
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Ethanism

When you arrange a foolproof plan to either be somewhere or go somewhere with someone but the plan utterly falls through to such a degree that the only word that can be used to describe the moment is an Ethanism.
Man, I had a real Ethanism the other day! I told my friend Rob I would meet him at Taco Bell but got caught up at Montclair State and ended up being four hours late.
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