mumble bum

Basically a mumbly sort of bum. A derogatory term for someone who does not pronounce their words effectively.

I can't figure out if I ordered a ticket to France or am going to dine on a pair of pants as the travel agent was a mumble bum.

by Rob Mercer January 21, 2006

bum swallow

When you are desperate for a shit and and you tighten your anus to pull the shit back in.

-why does he look like that

-oh he just bum swallowed

by Zoogly December 6, 2016

bum-snog

Something you really don't want to do

Shaving your legs is a bit bum-snog

by umlout January 12, 2007

Gravy bum

After doing a shit and not wiping properly, when your butt gets sweaty it produces a gravy like residue, Leaving marks on your underwear.

Check out the skids on peters boxers, pure gravy bum.

by Jimmywhack August 23, 2016

Bum-cicle

The result of defecating in sub zero temperatures.

It was so cold when I took a dump outside the tent, that I had to snap off a Bum-cicle!

by Thesatanicmechanic April 9, 2007

plum bum

Someone with a juicy rump, and a squishy ass.

Doesn’t Donald Trump have a plum bum

by Jmurr227 November 3, 2020

Bum Pickle

A slimey object shoved up the rectum

He likes to shove Bum Pickles up his backside

by JubbaMHC September 15, 2013