beer wizard

the one who summons and distributes beer at college party's

"yo where's the beer wizard at?"
"bro, they're over there, summoning it as we speak"

by panda200 April 18, 2015

Beer Jerky

When you're havin a beer and jerkin off at the same time.

He was having a beer jerky over there.

by dombamdy October 15, 2018

church of beer

the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.

one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!

dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.

bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!

the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!

by michael foolsley August 7, 2012

Beer Plug

When other sales reps try to jack your post by advertising their own brands.

That guy just shamelessly 'beer plugs' all day, every day.

by SaltMastaFlex May 16, 2017

Beer Chef

Beer Chef
A person that elevates drink making of the alcoholic variety to the next level. Not a bartender, as a beer chef is a true connoisseur and beerchef's for the love of beerchefing and making people drunk.

He is a fantastic beer chef, that jungle juice was off the hook!

by alphasaur December 15, 2010

Gangster Beer

A bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you're partying or out getting lit with friends.

Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.

Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.

You wanna get some Gangster Beer?

Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!

Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?

Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.

Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!

by Jorpra October 19, 2016

beer algea

beer algea are little green plant that will grow in your beer if you don't drink it in time. if the algea are left to grow they will develope a consiuosness and kill the owner of the beer.

dude do you know how peter died?

yeah he was sawn in half by beer algea!

by ninjacharles July 4, 2012