Lemon enema

The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.

Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!

by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017

Salty Lemon

The act of feeding the female partner something sour and then sticking your dick in their puckered mouth.

Daen really liked having a salty lemon on him by his futa gf.

by YNWL January 22, 2019

Lemon

lemons are actually sweet. they are caring and loving and loyal friends. lemons need lots of love but they give lots of love too.

i had a bad day but lemon made it better

by jello23545 February 6, 2021

Lemon

A fruit, a fucking fruit

Jeff: Hey dude, what's a lemon?

Charlie: It's a goddamn fruit

by can't think of name March 3, 2017

lemon bumsicle

When upon passing out the bumsicle drains his bladder thus covering himself and the surrounding snow in urin.

Hey is that bum peeing all over himself?

NO, that is a "lemon bumsicle" and he is just melting.

by whitechocolatethunder February 14, 2012

monster lemon

a lemon shaped thing that will eat your girlfriend

"hey man, im gonna eat you girl friend..

or maybe turn her into broth, lalalalala.."

monster lemon is a demon character thats shaped like a lemon and is in the game "friday night funkin"

by abichonfrise June 13, 2021

lemon wedding

A wedding where a woman is forced into marriage with a guy she dislikes due to a threat against her life or someone else’s

Lena had a lemon wedding with Mike.

by The SuperSanversShipper November 5, 2017