A Towel that Washed

When a young person challenges an older person to a towel-snapping contest...and they lose.

Tommy thought he could beat his dad in a towel-snapping contest. The bruise on Tommy's leg shows he is A TOWEL THAT WASHED.

by Miagi BrainNog September 29, 2025

Washed

When you can't hit for shit when your botting

I am so washed, I hit 0 pairs with wrath on the Yeezy supply drop today.

by washedbotter June 22, 2021

meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 3, 2010

Eye Wash Station

When you're about to cum, you put your dickhole right on her eye and blast.

Last night Ashley never saw that eye wash station coming, now she won't see anything coming for a while.

by 666tacos April 10, 2019

Washing cuckshene

A washing machine twice the size as the usual with no water made to disorientate cucks and to create a form of entertainment during sex

I love our new washing cuckshene let’s paint it pink and put glitter on it

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.

Chad is doucher than a body wash.

by john stromboli January 3, 2021

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S January 31, 2019