Stapler Test Moment

The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.
Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”

“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”
by Marilyn Williams September 07, 2022
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what is test

If math is mathimatical and quiz is quizical, then what is test?

The answer is potassium nitrate.
Friend: what is test?
Albert Einstein: Potassium Nitrate.
by YourMommerLol2982 April 17, 2022
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National fake test day

June 20th, the day your teacher gives everybody a fake test that doesn’t matter!
Mr best scheduled a test for Tuesday
Don’t worry it’s National fake test day
by urmomsbasement June 13, 2023
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Bed Test

Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.
Guy 1: Didja check out that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! She easily passes my bed test.
by IAmTheDude June 27, 2012
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Bukkake Test

This is an IT term that defines a specific type of application development performance testing that is done prior to production deployment. Tools such as Load Runner can be used to simulate multiple users on an application to ensure proper performance once deployed. It is recognized as the be all and end all of performance load testing.
IT Director:

Have you tested the performance of the new web portal, we will potentially have hundreds of thousands of users hitting the application 24X7.

IT Technical Lead
Absolutely, we put a sizable load on the system, but to make sure this thing is completely ready for prime time, we successfully ran the Bukkake test.

IT Director:
OMG, glad to hear it, we are good to go!!! Let's roll it out!
by Mr413 November 05, 2021
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Bukkake Test

A type of application performance testing that entails putting a maximum amount of strain on a newly developed system.
In order to ensure the new web portal would perform in production we ran the highest level of load testing available, we ran the bukkake test!
by Mr413 November 11, 2021
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ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 29, 2023
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